Awkward silence.
Okay so this is my opinion on everything.
Ellen Degeneres: The nicest human being to walk the earth. Except my mom. I LOVE YOU MOMMY!
Simon Cowell: The most truthful man to walk this earth (sadly)
Bruce Jenner: A pure women. A beautiful, vibrant, Dutch woman.
Michael Buble: Canada's apology for sending us Justin Bieber and Avril Lavigne.
Justin Bieber and Avril Lavigne: Canada took a big s*** and out came these two.
O2L: 6 random dudes who are funnier than the Janoskyuns (Sorry, Janoksuns)
The Voice (yes I know this isn't a person): OMG. This show has honestly the most awesome singers...and then they get eliminated. (My personal favorites are Amanda Brown, Melanie Martinez, Cassadee Pope, Trevin Hunte, Caroline Glaser, Amber Carrington, and Josiah Hawley)
Demi Lovato: A nice girl.
Britney Spears: Oh my lord she's got issues.
Carly Rose Sonenclar: SHE SHOULD'VE WON THE X FACTOR.
Sawyer Hartman: Scott Disick is his evil twin.
The Kardashians: The weirdest family next to the Honey BooBoos and the Gosselins.
Ashley Benson: A terrible actor.
Perez Hilton: The biggest gossiper alive.
Troian Bellisario: MY SECRET LOVER maybe actually she's the best actor on Pretty Little Liars.
Ryan Gosling: HE'S SEXY AND HE KNOWS IT. Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle for us, Ryan.
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis: They make hip-hop look less trashy.
The Fine Bros: As Simon Cowell would say it, "BRILLIANT!"
Adele: THE BEST SINGER ALIVE OMG I LOVE HER IM GONNA DIE I WANNA MARRY HER BUT SHE'S TAKEN I LOVE HER SO MUCH WORDS CANNOT EVEN EXPLAIN.
Amy Winehouse: Gone too soon.
Cory Monteith: dear lord take justin bieber and give us cory back thanks xx - harry.
Dr. Seuss: I still can't believe he had an affair I used to love him and now he's just somebody that I used to know (cue some Gotye music, please.)
Caroline Glaser: My favorite indie singer <3 can't wait to see her in Eddie's Attic.
Lia Marie Johnson: The most adorable girl ever. Love love.
Katy Perry: How bubblegum and cotton candy would look as a human.
Mindy Kaling: My favorite indian (next up, Aziz Ansari. And Norah Jones)
Tina Fey: The best comedian alive (Sorry, Amy)
Sarah Palin: Who is now going to school because she didn't learn anything the first time Congrats, Sarah!
Gay people: A girl's best friend.
Lesbians: The hottest women alive. At least according to stereotypes.
Mom: ILY SO MUCH MOMMYFER.
Well that's it. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
